are you guys creatively circling the canvases? Giggle!
However, we started this discussion, we'll bring it to an end!
Here are the latest questions to discover the deeper meaning of life:
The first question has to be, why you don't get splinters from wood bark as you get from wood itself?
JR! what were you thinking... at that whiskey again... were you? However I did ask the experts, here is their answer:
Because the wood bark is a completely different texture than wood. The fibres in the wood, when dried, make the splinters, where as the bark is crumbly, when dried out... and by the way, it is much more fun, to dive head first in a heap of leaves than into bark chippings!
I may add that my experts are 6,7 and 9 and warn you, at our age it may not be advisable to jump head first at all. A graceful backwards flip should here the method of choice!
The kids came up with: why do we get homework?
Because grown ups are mean, intolerant and negligent people and haven't got a clue what childhood is about. Time to remember the inner child! I just squeezed tomato sauce over their homework. I got lynched! So they do secretly like their homework! Ha!
You may guess that that's hubbies question.
What with 5 kids, dog, cat and a hamster? You are joking! You should have kept your bachelor pad!
Why is it that drop dead gorgeous, always dressed right, mum at school even wins the prize for the best cake!?
What with 5 kids, dog, cat and hamster?! You didn't even enter the competition!
Favourite saying?
Well, if you had found that post-it with my favourite saying and hadn't misplaced it in the first place, THAT would be it... so now I have to think...
I do like Regina Brett's 36st: Growing old beats the alternative - dying young.
Second favourite saying?
Shit happens!
And why does shit always happen in sequences of at least threes?
Because it senses that we are vulnerable. It knows when and where to hit us! It is a clever little something! ... and probably because we never trust good times to last ... and are just waiting for the next shit thing to happen!
I do like this one: why does a toast always fall on that side where you had put the jam on?
That's a really good question and after some flightpath calculation, I can confirm that is is because that side is heavier! Heaviest touch down first!
What's the difference between a man and a woman?
If you don't know it by know (you can obviously read this) there is no hope you'll ever find out. However, there is a simple trick: if it parks a car in a small space very quickly, just to be the first person at the remote control, it is probably the male version of this species. If it asks for directions and picks up everything the male has dropped, you can be pretty certain it's the female version. Due to the breeding program and more expensive schools however, there can be interferences. Plan B is check curves and beards. Again use all those parameters with precaution.
It's very easy with the modern teenager though: the cloud of fragrances they tend to surround themselves with is a give away!
I hope you find this enlightening.
I'm looking forward to your question and answers.
Yours
The one M
PS Everything in blue are LINKS!
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