Monday, 15 March 2010

Dear Morgensternchen: Sunshine in a Cup!

Dear Morgensternchen,

on Monday best beloved husband of all brought back gouda from Amsterdam. This man knows the way to my heart!
However due to that fact I'm still unable to join the tulip mania at present.
(Tulpe uit Amsterdam )

On Tuesday I learned that the male mosquito is a vegetarian. Only the female bite!

On Wednesday,inspired by those facts of vegetarianism and since I'm cooking lunch for my builders, yes they are still here, one of them gave a long speech about that that vegetarianism is a whole load of crab, while stuffing his face with a lovely vegan dish I had made that day. Funny how easily one can convince people without a word need saying!


On Thursday I had to hunt down club penguin, the ninja ones! The must have this spring season for any gentleman of a certain age! The only problem was, I kept forgetting what they were called and started my search by asking for fighting pigeons!

On Friday I rammed my car into the garage door, which I swear was open when I checked in the rear mirror. It must have closed itself as if by magic, while I was choosing a gear to reverse!

On Saturday I happened to overhear following conversation:
“You're dead!”
“No, I'm not!!”
“Yes, you are! Your blue light is on!”
“It didn't beep!!”
“It does not always beep!”
“Oh!”
“Told you so!”
“Am I really, really dead?”
“Yep!”
“ Maaammmmaaa? I'm dead!”
“I'm so sorry to hear, darling! Would you like some ice scream?”
++++stop press++++ latest news: a mother from Shropshire has found the ultimate cure to worse case scenario: icecream! She adds: “Especially with chocolate I seem to achieve particularly good results!”++++++

Oh finally Sunday, beautiful day... rugby time again! Remembered the camera, had a full battery and yes even a card inserted! Forgot to change lenses though... the nifty fifty ain't helpful on a rugby pitch! Unless you like green grass and lot's of little dots somewhere in the distance!

Monday again....

Yours
The one M

Monday, 8 March 2010

Dear Morgensternchen: Postcard


The Week

On Monday I went grocery shopping in a very big supermarket. So big, they had their own radio station. Radio station tape that is.... I was informed that the Aubergine is the vegetable of the day!

On Tuesday had the car full of children discussing the question what happens if mermaids fart! I leave the outcome to your imagination.

On Wednesday I learned that being unmarried can shorten a man's life by 10 years! My husband does not believe that!

On Thursday I discovered the beautiful world of radiators. Although as intriguingly good looking as they are I prefer them on the wall and warm. However I'm very grateful for the opportunity to have shared their backside with you!

On Friday I'm still thinking about that the Chilean earthquake altered the earth's axis and ultimately altered space and time.

On Saturday I was hunting down click-clack pop up wastes for with no overflow! I quote: “A contemporary and visually appealing exposed click-clack pop up waste with revolutionary knuckle joint mechanism!”End quote Mr Adamsez.

On Sunday we won the Rugby festival! Only minor casualties: lost the third toe in to frost bites. What little price to pay for gold!

Another Monday and I wonder what this week will bring ...

Yours
The one M

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